Tiger Woods is Cledus T. Judd's Latest Parody Subject

Posted by Lisa Ann Schleipfer on 12/10/2009
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Tiger Woods has been taking a beating from the press, comedians and co-workers around the water cooler. Now Cledus T. Judd, the "Weird Al" of Country Music, has jumped on the anti-Tiger bandwagon with the parody, "Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods)."

The song, written by Judd, Wix Wichmann and Phillip White, is a parody of the Buck Owens original, "Tiger by the Tail."

The song has been making its way around Country radio, and causing its own controversy with its stinging lyrics:

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell
 
Well, he thought he'd cheat on her and she'd stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel
And that's why she beat Tiger all to hell
 
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see,
Looks like he's had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That's why she beat Tiger all to hell

Judd is known for his popular parodies and said of his latest: "What got my attention first off on this story was Tiger is worth hundreds of millions of dollars and he's messing around with a gal who works for Perkins. With his kind of money, I'd at LEAST gone for somebody a little classier… like a 3rd shift manager at IHOP."

The song can be heard at http://cledustjudd.net/.