" If I Were A Cat"

I know it’s not really Reba’s song, it’s Beyonce’s, but just seeing an ad about it on GACTV.com made me wonder what it would be like if I wrote a song like that. So the equivalent for me is “If I Were A Cat”.

 

 

If I were a cat

Maybe just for one night

I’d stealth around like nothing

And get into a fight

 

I’d sit up on that window sill

Look out at birds

You know the drill

Think about which one I’d kill.

 

If I were a cat

I swear I’d be better than that

I might chase a mouse

If it got in the house

 

And sure enough

I’d corner it

It’d squeak a lot

and pitch a fit.

 

I’d let it go

Then catch it again

Just to let it know it can’t come in.

Then release it with a big grin.

 

If I were a cat

I’d take all those things that make them smart

Put it together with my dog’s heart

And then I’d be the purrfect pet.

One like you ain’t seen just yet.

 

If I were a cat.